they definitely have too much time on their hands at lowculture :p
If Bush Were a Policeman:blog comments powered by Disqus
Policeman: “I see you, you criminal, with that big bag of pot!”
Dude: “Huh? I don’t have any pot on me.”
Policeman bashes Dude over the head with a club and begins pistol-whipping him.
Policeman: “Don’t lie to me! You have pot, you’ve thought about pot, you’ve wondered whether it would be hard to buy some, you wonder what it would be like to smoke it or even eat it!”
Policeman takes out plunger.
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